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Velma is sooo cute. I would like to be as rested and unbothered as she appears to be

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I would also like to adopt that attitude

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😂😂😂

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Thanks!

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That Ew next to that website link *chef's kiss*

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Highlight of the post in my opinion

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This about the donkey / dogs etc is WONDERFUL !!

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Thanks Pam!

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Good content written for donkeys. Kai would be happy to have more care for his beloved donkey.🥰

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Thanks!

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Love it. These are the analytics we’ve all been waiting for.

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Thank you!

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So you’re saying that he will score roughly every 8 minutes with donkey power based on the math. Give or take goal or two. Maybe he’ll unveil a new type of goal scoring trick like the Scorpion, or Panenka, like Derek Zoolander’s Blue Steel blowing everyone’s mind. Commentary “Omg!! Havertz just donkeyed the goalie, what a goal! What. A. Goal!! That is surely goal of the year right there. Let’s watch that again in slow motion…my word!”

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Yes, from my math, Kai Havertz will score 427.5 goals in the premier league next season. I think we can pretty much guarantee that at this point.

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Yes! Ha! Take that Haaalaaaand and co!

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I was just like Velma while on vacation. Arsenal beach towel and tee proudly displayed for all locals to see. Free advertising (hear ye, hear ye! support the best club in all England! City bidding on Rice, and now not? Wha? Oh wow, getting caught up with all the news.

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It's been a crazy week of Arsenal news!

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Now there’s talk of another signing. Some guy who yells out Timber! 🎄🌳🌲 or his name is Timber, why are we signing a lumberjack?

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