Ødegaard is pretty good

Plus some doggo pics at the end

This write-up section of this newsletter is going to be short this week because as I’m writing this I’m dealing with a teething puppy who insists that the handle of the door on the tv stand is the only thing that will cure her teething pain. She keeps looking at me, slowly opening her mouth and then ever so slowly wrapping her teeth around the handle. I politely remind her that furniture is not seasoned for eating, hand her a teething toy which she takes for about 30 seconds, and then the cycle repeats.

I didn’t intend for both drawings this week to be Ødegaard related, but he’s also playing so well, that it’s hard to draw anything but him. He’s scoring, he’s assisting, and he’s making defenders look as confused as Jack Grealish would look on Jeopardy. I have thought about his pass to Martinelli through Lewis Dunk’s legs multiple times this week. I’m sure Lewis Dunk has well.

Anywho, this week’s drawings are below and as are the doggo photos,

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Drawings from this week:

Martin Ødegaard picks out a pass. Part of the poorly drawn monthly round-up on the Arseblog Patreon.

Me after every match Ødehaard plays

Olive update:

Every morning Olive shows us her toys one by one. Almost as if she’s impressed they made it through the night.

Olive planning out her garden for the spring. “And here’s where I’ll put the carrots”

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